Alex Rodriguez

Now that Madonna has freed herself of the white man's love shackles, she's back where she belongs—feeding her lifelong lust for Latin boys. But who to pick? Will it be A-Rod, the big Yankee baller whose marriage she helped deep-six, or Jesus Luz, the Brazilian model that she drooled over at a W magazine photo shoot in Brazil and reportedly asked to join her on tour? We'll let them duke it out in the ring and see who's emerges the Muhammad Ali of Madonna's cold little heart.